i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
I am so sad that Malcolm got voted off! Seriously Survivor will be so less entertaining and sassy without him on it! I am going to miss his amazing one liners and is amazing god like hotness! Oh and the HAIR!!! Can’t forget his gorgeous hair! I am really hoping his comes back for a third season.
Seriously though I don’t have anyone else I want to win this season. No one else seems to really be playing Survivor strategically and actually playing the game. Eddie and Reynolds I so love their personalities and will probably be routing for them, but frankly both of them are so dumb when it comes to strategy. Like Malcolm was the one coming with all the plans, I am amazed they have both gotten by for this long being that they have always been on the outs but frankly it has mostly been because of their athletic ability and other tribe mates stupidity.
This post really bugs the shit out of me because Survivor isn’t about making big moves. Making a big move can put a huge target on your back and if you’ve been out there for a month you’re not going to make a stupid move that’s gonna bite you in the ass. All of them are playing very strategical games. Phillip was the one calling the shots up the whole first half of the game and look where it ended up getting him. People were threatened by him and didn’t like him.
Ugh this post bothers me.
